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A Free Song

Oracle to Yiur World   Submit   A free bird practicing to sing his song.
This is also my diary, in which reblog pics and add my thoughts, inspired poetry, feelings, observations, et cetera.

Here I share:
^My words, my songs, my inspirations.
^Tunes and melodies, symbolisms, pronoia.
^Independence, detachment, interconnectedness.
^The Divinity Within, the Energetic Influence Without, and the Balance of Awareness and Consciousness Now.

oh-myalphabet:

hahah! i love this 

bad snake…

oh-myalphabet:

hahah! i love this

bad snake…

— 1 year ago with 257465 notes
#animals  #funny 
flibbertigibbet

flighty little creature
a will-o-wisp
vata dominant
day dreamer
futurist 

— 2 years ago with 1 note
#language  #words  #funny 
She lives in her dreams: Hello, you have reached the psychiatric hotline. →

psych-comedy:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 4.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 1, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the…

(Source: psychcomedy, via chaoticlibra-deactivated2014040)

— 2 years ago with 1585 notes
#funny  #psychology 
Japanese Fart Scrolls →

vortexanomaly:

I was doing research for another post a while back, and found something a bit…unusual. It was an old Japanese scroll about farting.

No, you didn’t misread that last sentence. The whole scroll, which is called He-Gassen (“The Fart Battle”) is just about people farting. Farting at other people, farting at cats, farting off of horses, farting into bags; just farting everywhere.

Why? I couldn’t really tell you. I’ve tried to do some research but, believe it or not, academic literature on Japanese farting is surprisingly few and far between.

I found some relevant articles on my old university’s academic databases, but the only way I could obtain them would be to request them printed out and go pick them up. Which, you know, isn’t something I really want to do.

I can only imagine what it would be like if I went back to school to pick up my fart literature:

“Hi, how can we help you?”

“I’m here to pick up some articles I put on hold.”

“Sure, what are they about?”

“Well, they’re, um, about farting.”

“…”

I did find out enough to know that this isn’t the only farting scroll out there in existence – in fact, in the 90s, a collection of fart scrolls sold for $1,500 at the famous Christie’s auction house. I am not making this up.

I also found out that the famous uikyo-e artist Utagawa Kuniyoshi also dabbled in fart art, painting a piece depicting dudes farting at each other.

Perhaps the greatest piece of this farting scroll is a giant panorama of four dudes farting into a building, and the chaos ensuing within. Click on the picture below for the full-sized version because really, it’s not something you wanna miss out on.

In the end, I think I tried to read too far into this. I kept expecting to find some deep cultural explanation as towhy these guys made whole scrolls about farting. But I think it really just boils down to one universal truth: farts are funny.

We can pretend that our senses of humor are more sophisticated than that, but let’s face it: when somebody lets one rip, you’re going to chuckle.

And, as if this wasn’t enough, we made a video for this too. Conspiracy? Maybe. Aliens? Definitely.

(Originally found on Naruhodo. You can find the rest of the fart scroll, in its entirety, on Waseda University’s website here.)

— 2 years ago with 19 notes
#culture  #Japan  #cartoon  #art  #funny 

theskykeepr:

Ronnie’s Salvia Trip 500x 7-4-2011 Extremely Intense mind blowing wheel of death (by Mom2PandD)

omg giggle mountain strikes again

(via theskykeep)

— 2 years ago with 1 note
#video  #psychedelic  #salvia  #funny 

churchofcyberpunk:

swegener:

mooncalfe:

fernacular:

Welcome to: If Male Superhero Costumes were Designed Like Female Superhero Costumes!

Aaaaa I dunno. I got tired of guys having no idea why girls find female superhero’s costumes kinda sexist, so I, um, made this?

My main goals were: 1) Make it so the first thing you think of when you look at them is sex, whether you want to or not. 2) make it so that any male human who looks at this feels really uncomfortable. 3) make it funny, because, well, it’s kinda hilarious really.

Not trying to start a war here, just wanted to poke a bit of fun.

So, here you go menfolk, welcome to being a girl who likes comics.

totally agree! maybe ironically, though, but this Batman would be the only thing that would get me to read a Batman comic.

Is it wrong that I want to grab Superman’s butt? I’m sure he’s got loads of personality, but damn, son, look at that can!

same goes for dystopian/post apocalyptic gear.

(via oldpunkguy)

— 2 years ago with 96322 notes
#cartoon  #sex  #funny 
〇: “Everybody takes himself and others seriously. That’s the way of the... →

nirvikalpa:

Everybody takes himself and others seriously. That’s the way of the ego to exist. Start being a little more playful and you will see ego evaporating. Take life non seriously, as a joke — yes, as a cosmic joke. Laugh a little more. Laughter is far more significant than prayer. Prayer may not…

ego?
survival mentality?
past harm?
programmed heart?

all over the place 

(via nirvikalpa-deactivated20130416)

— 2 years ago with 307 notes
#quotes  #osho  #laughter  #funny