People think you’re crazy if you talk about things they don’t understand.
—Elvis Presley (via wethinkwedream)
"(Source: dylansp, via mysticmementos)
Now I see the secret of making the best person: it is to grow in the open air and to eat and sleep with the earth.
—Walt Whitman (via konagrown)
"(Source: fernsandmoss, via mysticmementos)
(Source: novabuttz, via junkshoporanges)
| Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): | How are you this evening? |
| Me: | Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you? |
| Cashier: | Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend. |
| Woman behind me: | Wait, you're gay? |
| Cashier: | Yeah. . . ? |
| Woman: | That's a shame. |
| Me: | Why? |
| Woman: | He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay. |
| Cashier: | Why is it a shame? |
| Woman: | It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis- |
| Me: | Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay? |
| Woman: | It's offensive! |
| Me: | But how does it affect you? |
| Woman: | What? |
| Me: | Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3. |
| Woman: | *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food* |
| Cashier: | . . . Wow, thank you. |
| Me: | Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race. |