People think you’re crazy if you talk about things they don’t understand.
—Elvis Presley (via wethinkwedream)"
Now I see the secret of making the best person: it is to grow in the open air and to eat and sleep with the earth.
—Walt Whitman (via konagrown)"
|Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow):||How are you this evening?|
|Me:||Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?|
|Cashier:||Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.|
|Woman behind me:||Wait, you're gay?|
|Cashier:||Yeah. . . ?|
|Woman:||That's a shame.|
|Woman:||He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.|
|Cashier:||Why is it a shame?|
|Woman:||It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-|
|Me:||Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?|
|Me:||But how does it affect you?|
|Me:||Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.|
|Woman:||*sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*|
|Cashier:||. . . Wow, thank you.|
|Me:||Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.|