Is it wrong that I want to grab Superman’s butt? I’m sure he’s got loads of personality, but damn, son, look at that can!Welcome to: If Male Superhero Costumes were Designed Like Female Superhero Costumes!
Aaaaa I dunno. I got tired of guys having no idea why girls find female superhero’s costumes kinda sexist, so I, um, made this?
My main goals were: 1) Make it so the first thing you think of when you look at them is sex, whether you want to or not. 2) make it so that any male human who looks at this feels really uncomfortable. 3) make it funny, because, well, it’s kinda hilarious really.
Not trying to start a war here, just wanted to poke a bit of fun.
So, here you go menfolk, welcome to being a girl who likes comics.
totally agree! maybe ironically, though, but this Batman would be the only thing that would get me to read a Batman comic.
same goes for dystopian/post apocalyptic gear.
(via industrialpunk)
sexual intercourse
making love
creating
me, an obviously modern day man, homosexual, bi/non-ethnic (chinese parents, american schooling, bi-culturality), anatomically male, emotionally reclusive, intellectually connecting, spiritually shaman
i love boys, a simple fact, i see them, and i love them, often immediately
i meet boys, and i can only think of sex now
but not all boys want to commit physical connection with me, in the way that i want (an open book of all my being), so i must choose to open certain parts of my book, in ways that boys can accept
a choice
this particular boy, beautiful, elfish bone structure and musculature, sharp in wit and humor, direct in truthful conversation, teaching his own parents how to live
i’ve fallen in love, i want to have his babies, i want to explore his physical being, i want to penetrate deep into his soul, i want him to reach far within my boundaries
it ain’t gonna work
so i chanced an experiment: should the sexual images start to pop up, should the creative energies stir from my spine, so shall i channel that into conversation, break my emotional walls, open up to reveal the rainbow of colors and hues that i hold within
such was our last conversation, nearly a full 10 hours, 2 or 3 separate bong riffs, a meditation on simultaneous energetic transformation, watching certain thoughts and egotistical emotions flow with the cyclical patterns of speech and listening
not a boner was revealed, but wormholes ripped into the space-time continuums
now where’s a homo i can repeat this experiment with,
an experiment that includes intimacy and affection
content warning: description of rape and abuse
HEY! So this guy? That’s the person who kept fucking me after I said ‘no, please stop. You’re really hurting me. I mean it! Get off me!’ over and over until I faked coming just so he’d finish. That’s the guy who choked me until I nearly passed out on the side of the road, who hit me and threatened to hurt my mama, my pets. That guy wanted a free pass on any consequences, that guy was complicit in a laughable ‘accountability’ process.
His name is Nino Ormiston, and he went to high school in Brisbane. He’s previously studied at QUT, and currently works at Bunnings. I’m putting that there so any future employers,lovers or friends can find it through google.
I’m not the only woman he’s raped, I’m not the only lover he’s hit by his own admission. This has been going on for years, and each time he’s gotten away with it for various reasons.
I’m going to talk about it here and now because it’s the only power I have left. I can’t go to the pigs. I know lots of people who don’t like me very much read this, and follow me, and talk about me in the city I come from. So now talk about this.
If you’re friends with this guy, if your friends are his friends, if you want to date him - you can’t say you care about women, or consent, or domestic violence. You need to put on your big-girl knickers and have some real talk with yourself and others. There is no compromise on this shit. And I’m not gong to shut up about it. Ever.
learn some martial arts
play punching-bag with his balls
words mean little anymore
action makes the world go round
It’s easy to take of your clothes and have sex.
People do it all the time, but opening your soul to someone, letting them into your spirit, thoughts, fears, uture, hopes, dreams… that is being naked.
(Source: thesouldrifter, via chaoticlibra)
Hey, Did You Know? : Sperm Whale Edition
- The Sperm whale is the loudest known animal, by some measures, making sounds as loud as 230 decibels.
- The Sperm Whale is believed to have the largest brain of any animal that has ever lived, at an average of around 9 kg.
- Sperm Whales also have, as do most species of whale, a huge prehensile penis that is can reach around the female with to mate from almost any position.
any position?
whale-bang time!